The genie says to the woman, "Thank you for freeing me from the oil
lamp.
I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you wish for, your horrible
ex-husband will get twice as much. What is your first wish?"
The woman says, "I'd like a million dollars in my bank account,
please!"
The genie says, "You now have a million dollars in your bank account,
and your ex-husband now has two million dollars. What is your second
wish?"
The woman says, "I've always wanted a nice car. I'd like a brand new
Rolls-Royce, please!"
The genie says, "You now have a new Rolls-Royce in your garage
at home, and your ex-husband now has two new Rolls-Royces.
What is your third wish?"
The woman thought for a while and then said, "I'd like you to remove
one
of my kidneys, please!"